-just lazy. Too lazy for my own and everybody else's good, really. which is also why I have... ehem, 'forgotten' to comment on all ya'lls wonderful pics. a thousands times sorry! But the dreadful thing called life is catching up on me, and my drawings have been a little, if not to say a lot, hiatus'ed as of recently. sure, I have a lot (and I mean A LOT) in stock, just laying around at home, but either they're getting old, or I'm too lazy to scan them, especially when I haven't even got my own computer. and that sucks big-time, 'cause I wanna freak all ya'll out with Johnathan, Susie and Dreab and all those other nice, little nasty critters I've been coocking up... but that'll just have to wait until I pull myself together, and I don't think that's gonna happen right away... In lighter news, J-pop is over, I came as Ootani and Jak, I've been in the newspaper for a comic I did at an event and the sun is shining today for the first time in weeks. happy days! I'm gonna walk the puppy now, over and out.

stolen from some member:

-I'll kill any idiot who does this to my girl, or any girl-

Guy: "Can we have sex now?"

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um.....no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.


5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop!"

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what? I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.


An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.


2 months later.........

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me? I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.


The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."


The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......


Girls, if this story touched you, put this in your journal as "No means no!"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put in your journal as 'I'll kill any idiot who does this to my girl, or any girl "

this... pissed me off. I won't just kill any guy who does this, I'll rip his dick off, fry his balls, then rip THOSE off, slowly claw his chest open, break his rips with a hammer, pour burning hot GLUE into his disemboweled innards, and THEN, once I've made him sign a formal apology to the girl in his own blood, I will FINALLY allow him death, and play a tape of his mental breakdown during the process at the funeral. I think that'd just about be a justified punishment for his crime towards humanity, even if it puts me away for life.